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vmohlere
verdantwinter

Guess who’s here to start 2019 with some remixed art! 

Since I started the Disciplines in 2013 (2013!) my drawing abilities on the computer have vastly changed, and the prints themselves have gotten more streamlined. This meant that the original disciplines didn’t match most of the new ones. 

I also have always intended to add borders and I have finally settled on something (for now) so a total reformat seemed like the best way to go. 

So here we have the original 5 Disciplines, total redone and ready for a new year. (This excludes Chemistry who was, for some reason, pretty much fine… for now). 

Stay tuned for the next rerelease. 

The Discipline Directory (Tumblr Version)

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vmohlere

HECKIN YES

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bayoread
tilthat

TIL bank robber Jesse James once gave a widow who housed him enough money to pay off her debt collector and then robbed the debt collector to give her back the money.

via reddit.com

thequantumqueer

a shocking number of old-school american outlaws were intensely community-minded, and their reputations at the time were often very positive among the people. a big part of the reason their legacies are so negative is because the government was able to control the narrative after they died, focusing on the fact that the things they did were illegal, rather than on what they actually did.

cwnerd12

that actually didn’t happen.

Jesse James was a violently pro-confederate neo-terrorist with a huge mythology surrounding him that was created by people who sympathized with his “The South Will Rise Again” ideology. As a teenager he was a part of a Confederate guerrilla group called “Quantrill’s Raiders” that brutalized anyone who was considered to have northern sympathies, often gruesomely torturing victims before killing them. As an adult, he only raided banks that were politically connected to the north and peddled himself as a lone defender of “The Lost Cause.” There is absolutely no evidence that he or any members of his gang gave money to anyone outside of their immediate families, and all together, they barely made enough money to support their own families. 

tl;dr, Jesse James was a pro-Confederate asshole whose family owned slaves and who was only ever in it for himself. DO NOT turn him into some kind of woke Robin Hood icon.

omgthatdress

sometimes, I get heated about history

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thebibliosphere

normalteacup asked:

Hey, very sorry to bother you, but is the protection spell for chain posts still up? i just saw one that said i would have the worst week of my life, and its super silly but im freaking out a little bit :// P.S i love your content and wish you well <3

thebibliosphere answered:

My protection spells are always running, I even put them in my FAQ so people could always find it.

But here is your reminder:

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[An image depicting the tree of life symbol made from rose quartz, surrounded by a double circle of protective stones with an angel at the top, flanked by two candles][Source Post]

This is the curse breaker, no harm can come to pass from reading negative posts, no ill intent will reach you or your loved ones, you are safe, your loved ones are safe, and you are free to never reblog or worry about negative posts ever again because they are powerless. They are words without meaning, and you are free of them.

In case you need something else to do that feels more tangible and real, here is an old Scottish curse breaker I learned as a child and have used my whole life both for myself and others:

Take your thumb and index finger on both hands and lock them together. Imagine it represents the negative energies that have latched onto you, then break the link by pulling them apart, like so.

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[An image of my hands performing the previously described action]

And remember, there is no curse powerful enough that you cannot break it with defiance and a refusal to accept it. You are in control. And you always will be.

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[The same as above but this time much larger, surrounded by a lot more candles because sometimes you need to add a little more light into the darkness.]

thebibliosphere

According to my inbox that fucking chain post is going around and getting people upset, so here is your reminder that while words have power, they only draw power from the strength and importance you give them. Do not give power to false and unkind words. Believe instead in better things, and have faith within yourself. You are stronger than you realize and you are deserving of kind, good things. And you are going to absolutely thrive.

vmohlere

caqtuscomics asked:

oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY

iguanamouth answered:

oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout

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daybreakboys

If I don’t always reblog this assume I am dead

saysaraelle

Forever reblog.

caseymalone

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

the-dubstep-strawberry

I love it! <3

the-dubstep-strawberry

@staff… this is a drawing about Godzilla. I’m actually disturbed that any algorithm could possibly consider this adult content, or flag my reblog.

vmohlere

I am a hard @iguanamouth stan

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mingsonjia

Talking about cats, this one just got her koi for this year. I wish you every year to be like that cat 年年有鱼

Photography by 镜视眼88

zooophagous

That cat is a very skilled little fisher.

circetorilavalos

Btw that’s both a visual and a literal Chinese pun and I’m literally laughing so hard right now (my parents say this every year) and I want everyone to understand this.

Here’s the two phrases you’ll need to know:

年年有鱼 (nián nián you yú) - “(I wish you have) fish every year”

年年有余 (nián nián you yú) - “(I wish you have) extra every year”
- this is a common blessing used in China

Both the 鱼 and 余 characters sound exactly the same and here’s where the pun comes in.

Every Lunar New Year, as good luck, we eat “fish” so that we can “have fish every year”. In other words, we’re eating fish so that we can have extra every year.

Extra what, you ask? Extra everything! Extra money in the bank, extra food on our tables, extra happiness, etc, etc. It’s like an all-around blessing. Very kind and used often during Lunar New Year.

The cat has already gotten her “extra” (fish) for the year so the blogger is wishing you “fish” (extra) every year ^^

mingsonjia

finally someone explained it, thank you<3

animatedamerican

I am so delighted to learn that somebody else also has the tradition of eating puns for blessings on the New Year.

dunsparce

REBLOG FOR A GOOD EXTRA LUCKY YEAR